Erin Andrews Hot Boobs and Great Naked Video!
It would really suck to be Erin Andrews. Her naked body is posted all over the internet. On the other side, the internet is so great because you get to see everything. There are no limits.
After watching the videos (a girl has the right to be curious), I decided I really like her boobs.
She is in shape, healthy, educated, and has great boobs. What else could you ask for?
Now only if Susy and I were in her boobs, ooops, I mean shoes!
Did we ever mention that we sell products for a romance company? We do. We love working together. It is so much fun.
We are party consultants who improve your marriage by helping you and your partner have great sex! How you ask? We show all kinds of lubes, lotions, massage oils, candles, bullets, c-rings, and vibrators and let you touch, taste and feel them. You get a chance to try and/see all the products so you can buy what fits you best. It is a sure way to help make your sex life jump up a few notch.
Maybe that is why we both want our boobs back where they belong; front and center. We see more women then you would believe lift up their shirts to try nipple cream. It always starts a flashing competition.
We do a few parties a month. We would do more, but usually our parties take us a long ways from home. Maybe we should put out a donation jar at our parties for our new boobs?
Tags: Boobs, bullets, girls boobs, lubes, romance consultants, sex, Sexy lady, vibrators
So after wearing my fake removable boobs for a few days, I have decided I love them. There is a problem though. I have to wash them. So either I go back to my normal self so my removable boobs can dry, or I buy lots of them. I was thinking about whether people would notice if every other day I had big boobs? It may look strange. Hmmm. I think I must go back to Target. Maybe they have the C/D’s in stock. I wonder if people would notice if my boobs were just a little bigger some days? I could save the C/D’s for special occasions.
Tags: $6 boobs, B Cup, C Cup, Cheap Boobs, Fake Boobs
After discussing boobs so much over the past few days, and then watching another friends large rack bounce up and down for an hour during our cardio class today, I decided something needed to happen fast. Well since it was 10:30 am., and family was on a plane to come visit, I didn’t have time for a boob job, or even a consultation for that matter. I don’t even thing there is a doctor who would put implants in me in the small city I live in – probably not in the entire county. So, I did the next best thing. I went to Target to look for another bra with extra padding. Yes, Target, did I mention we do not have a mall either? To my surprise Target sold “Water Push Up Pads.” They are removable boobs filled with water to insert into your bra or bathing suit. For $5.99 I could not turn them down. Unfortunately, they were sold out of the C/D size, so I had to settle with an A/B.
I rushed home to shower from the cardio class to see how my “new boobs” would look. To my delight we received the mail and the package I was waiting for arrived. When you get an unmarked brown box full of DVD’s and toys that require batteries, showers take a little longer than expected. After I finished, I got dressed with my new boobs. Boy, do they look good. I wonder how long it will take for my husband to notice. I will have to post pictures later!
Tags: Boob Job, Boobs, Breast Implants, Breasts, Girls, Push Up Bra
Last night I went out with the girls. It was a big group of friends and friends of friends. To my surprise my neighbors friend just increased her cup size from a small B to a full C. The girl was proud of her new boobs and very excited to tell her story about the procedure. She showed us the before and after pictures on her phone, and asked me to feel them. Well who could turn down an invitation to touch boobs? Wow, did they feel real. They were the new silicone, cohesive silicone gel. She had them implanted above the muscle and they fit her body perfect. I was very interested to find out that she did not loose nipple sensitivity even though the nipple was cut for the new boobs.
The night went on, we drank more. It turns out our group was more fun then I expected! Conversations went everywhere from blow up dolls, turning lesbian after a divorce, and happy endings after a massage. If only it wasn’t a Wednesday night. Since work was lingering, we cut the party short and headed home around 11:00.
Ok. Talk about scary!!! Susie had a major revelation today. Let’s start from the beginning. Sally and Susie met at the Gym to workout. We ran on the treadmill and lifted weights. When our bodies were hot and sweaty, we decided to take a dip in the pool. We wen to the locker room and WHAM!!! This 300 year old woman was standing naked in front of us. Ok, so she probably wasn’t 300 years old. But her boobs certainly didn’t look a day younger than 250 yrs old. They drooped almost to her knees! It was the craziest thing Susie had ever seen before! And the worst part is that Susie knows this will be her in 20 years. The old lady had to fasten her bra backwards, underneath her bustline so that she could scoop her enormous boobs into each cup of her bra. Susie knows now, more than ever, that she has to do something to prevent knee-boobs!!
And the fun begins! We headed into the dressing room with the pile of bras and panties that we found at Victoria’s Secret. Sally had quite a few cute bras in her newly discovered 34B. Susie had only three – the only bras at VS in her new size 36D. Sally found one really cute see-through style that looked so cute on! It wasn’t very supportive, but it was certainly cute – and it was a B. Yah! Susie didn’t like any of the bras she tried on. One reminded her of her grandmother’s bra and one had lots of gold accents. She didn’t want any “bling” in the boobs department. When Susie finished trying on her three bras, she returned them to the Expert in Black. Sally was still trying on a few more, so she invited Susie into her dressing room. Susie was just beginning to enjoy the fashion show when “Girls!!” came shouting from the hallway. ”Only one person in the dressing room at a time!” We were scolded by another VS Bra Fitter and Susie had to leave the dressing room – alone. Party’s over, for now.
Sally decided to buy one bra with matching panties. We checked out of Victoria’s Secret and headed back out to the mall.
Susie really wanted to find a supportive bra, so we decided to look for another lingerie shop. We spotted a Hanes store that had bras in all sorts of brands. Surely we’d find a better selection there. We barreled through the front door and started looking for bras in our new sizes. Within moments, the Hanes sales girl introduced herself and offered to give us a complimentary bra fitting. We thought that was probably a good idea – after all, we wouldn’t get breast augmentation without the expert opinion of the entire internet audience, so why would we trust one Bra Fitter’s opinion on a bra that would carry the precious boobies??
Sally went first. Ms. Hanes measured carefully and then proudly declared that Sally should be wearing a 32A or 34 nearly A. Whoa! Wait a minute! Did Sally lose her boobs during the 10 minute walk from VS to the Hanes store? How could this be? While Sally grumbled about this new “expert” opinion, Susie prepared for her fitting. With the tape measure secured snugly over her breasts, Ms. Hanes announced that Susie should be wearing a 36C. Ok, what’s going on here? Somehow we both managed to lose an entire cup size in less than 30 minutes! At this rate, we’ll need boob jobs before we leave the mall!
Reluctantly, we decided to try on a few bras in this new “Ms. Hanes” size. Sally found a couple – note that it’s very difficult to find a training bra in an adult bra shop. Susie found ten or so. We both started trying them on in separate dressing rooms this time. Sally couldn’t even scoop her boobs into the teeny tiny Miracle Bra top! Obviously that size was incorrect – or was it? She tried on another style that seemed to fit pretty well. Susie was having difficulties of her own. She was experiencing a horrible case of double-boob (only on the left side though since that side is bigger than the right – ugh). When she tried on the Miracle Bra with guaranteed lift, she noticed that she did have “guaranteed lift”. But her boobs were lifted out towards her armpits! They were off her bellybutton, but now they rested in her armpits. Who would have thought a night of bra shopping would be so hard?!?
Needless to say, that shopping trip was a disaster. Not only were we completely confused about the real size of our boobs, we had shopped until after 10:00pm and most restaurants in our sleeping little town were closed. We couldn’t even stop to have a martini.
At least one thing’s for sure – WE NEED NEW BOOBS!!